Authors Note
None of the charactersfrom American Dad belongs to me unfortunately. However all the othercharacters mentioned including random students and police officersare all my characters. The names of the cities in the story are namedafter real cities in Virginia and in other states. The names of theschools are also names I created or made up. As another heads up, thefollowing story is a complete diversion from the actual American Dadshow. Unlike the show, Stan is not a CIA operative; instead he worksfor Homeland Security as an expert on counterterrorism in the UnitedStates rather than aboard. Francine is a professor of Arabic andIslamic culture at Pierre Ross University (made up the name) insteadof a real estate agent. Klaus the little fish is still a pet butbelongs to Roger not to the Smiths. Steve lives with his father andFrancine and Hayley live together. In short, the Smiths do not livehappily in a nice suburban community; each side of the family isspread out across Virginia. And Roger and Klaus live together outsideof Virginia they live in Washington, DC. Roger isnt an alienthreat in this story. Klaus doesnt talk at all. One more note, theSmiths arent as chauvinistic as their real characters are on theshow. Each family member has respect for the Middle East, Islamiccultures and Muslim peoples throughout the world; Stan and his familyisnt as insensitive to the rest of the world as they are in theshow. Well enough side on with the story!