Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I’m here to inform you that I’m more powerful than you. This game shows my power and I am in danger of being a failure.
To entertain me. I designed this game for MY personal entertainment… Hey, come on, don’t worry… There’s a chance. What’s this game?
This is a game that relies on skills. It’s a game of a tiny snail (you) fighting the true god (me).What else else do you get out of the game?
Three hours of high-quality time with me (an exclusive deal I could add)Precise and swiftly paced platformingLots of dyingLots of being ridiculedThe illusion of mastery and accomplishmentThe possibility of me eventually winning an enjoyable little puzzle to find out… the significance of existence
It’s a struggle to patiently wait for assistance in deciphering the real truth…
We’re eager to see you from the other side.
Squid


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