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American Dad Porn Story: Stans Last Mission Chapter 2

American Dad Porn Story: Stans Last Mission Chapter 2

Chapter Two. Raging Bullock.

Stan yawned, as he got off the plane. His flight from West Virginia to Washington had been a short one, but he had still managed a bit of sleep. He hadnt fetched any luggage, due to his quick escape, and was quickly through the airport. Stan hailed a cab.

Where to my friend? The small Chinese cab driver asked.

The White House. And Id appreciate it if you got us there in one piece and didnt crash the car through the gates. That is the greatest building in America and we dont need extremists destroying its gates.

Sir, the America China war was nine years ago. I was in high school then, and had no political allegiance to either side. If anything I voted Democrat.

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Stan yelled, as he punched the cab driver on the back of the head repeatedly. When he stopped moving, Stan quickly got out, and hailed another cab.

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American Dad Porn Story: Terror at Home Chapter 1

American Dad Porn Story: Terror at Home Chapter 1

intro

int
CIA office – Daytime

Stan
is at work and we find him and his friends looking at a magazine.

STAN

There
she is fellas, the hottest thing you’ve ever laid eyes on.

We
see a photo of a weapon in the magazine

STAN

The
nerdinator 5000. It can destroy a magnetic pulsory system in less
that 12 parsecs. And it will help you understand what that even
means!

Stan’s
friends are impressed by the weapon.

Their
boss arrives and they quickly try to hide the magazine.

Mr
Bullock

Good
morning gentleman. What’s that you’ve got there. Why, is that the new
issue of Shock and Awe-some? Let me see that!

Stan
and Friends

Awwwwwww!

MR
BULLOCK

Now,
now, you know this magazine is for grown ups only.

STAN

But
we were reading it for the articles!

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American Dad Porn Story: Stans Last Mission Chapter 1

American Dad Porn Story: Stans Last Mission Chapter 1

Chapter One. Two New Presidents.

San Smith walked into his office one day, feeling depressed. It was over. The Democrats had won. His beloved Republicans had been forced out by the very people they had tried to protect.

And now we enter a deadly age of sin. He muttered. I really hoped I wouldnt have to resort to this.

Stan withdrew his trusty pistol from the shoulder holster. Ahh, Gun. How many times have we been together? Shot people. Shot objects. Shot animals. But now I need you to do me a favour.

Stan placed the barrel of the gun in his mouth.

I should probably say goodbye to someone. He muttered. Someone who has meant so much to me since Ive known them. I know, how could I have forgotten you.

Stan took the gun out of this mouth, and put it on his desk. He then picked the phone up and started to dial a number.

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American Dad Porn Story: Siege at Ivan Grozny UniversityAmerican Dad Chapter 3

American Dad Porn Story: Siege at Ivan Grozny UniversityAmerican Dad Chapter 3

Hayley sighed walking away from the statute thinking back to a time in her childhood when she and Ray were still being ferried to elementary school on a yellow bus in Lynchburg.

Dec. 7, 1995 Williamsburg Middle School Timberlake, Virginia

While she and Ray were enjoying their lunch in their school, a shooting occurred at middle school in Timberlake, only seven and half miles from Lynchburg. The later apprehended gunman was thirteen-year-old Joel Conner. Conner was a computer whiz as his teachers called him and a paintball lover. He had been bullied by both the popular kids and nearly the entire school minus the faculty members and the more studious students. He didnt mind the bullying at first, he ignored it. His motto was always, If anyone bothers you, just keep minding your business. The eighth grade school year at recently started and he happened to be a new student at Monty Williamsburg Middle School. His family had moved to Timberlake, Virginia from Grand Rapids, Michigan. The cliques of the school saw him as a nerd to both bully and torment until he eventually learned to live with it. It didnt help the fact that he was one of the only few new students that semester either.

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American Dad Porn Story: Unalienable Rights Chapter 4

American Dad Porn Story: Unalienable Rights Chapter 4

Roger had jumped out the window and was
fleeing from his home. He didn’t want to go back. He didn’t want to
get caught. So he kept going. Where can I go? Damn it, I’m stupid,
he thought. Up ahead he saw the power plant. But how could he live
there? He would have to make due for a while at least.

It was surrounded
by a high metal fence, that, thankfully, wasn’t electrical. Roger
started to climb over, but couldn’t make it. He had very little upper
body strength.

What the hell am
I supposed to do now? He asked himself aloud, frustrated. Once
more he tried,and still couldn’t make it.

Roger! Where are
you? Roger! It was Francine. Roger had to escape.

His
heart racing, he looked for a door. There was one, but it was locked.
I have to find somewhere else, he
though. But where? It
didn’t matter where. He had to leave. There was bound to be another
place where he could hide. So he ran.

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American Dad Porn Story: Stan By Me Chapter 1

American Dad Porn Story: Stan By Me Chapter 1

This is my very first story and I hope youll like it. I wrote it to look like a typical American Dad episode. Please R&R.

Disclaimer: American Dad characters, names, and all related indicia are registered trademarks of their respective owners. I do not own any of the characters.

(Morning in the Smith house. In the kitchen, Francine is washing the dishes while Klaus is watching her every move lustfully. Steve and Hayley are sitting at the table having breakfast.)

Klaus: Oh, meine kleine Francine, how I love the way youre scrubbing that dishes. Maybe later you could scrub main bowl as well… (more lustfully) and maybe myself.
Francine: Klaus, Im so sick of your innuendos. How many times do I have to tell you? Im a married woman. And even if Im not… I mean, come on. Youre just a goldfish.
Klaus: Maybe Im a goldfish, but Im goldfish with Leidenschaft. Theres something to say about that.
Francine: Will you cut it out if I give you a double portion of fish food?
Klaus: Theres only one way to find out.
(Francine takes the fish food and starts dropping it in the Klaus bowl.)
Klaus: Fish food! Sweet, sweet, tasty fish food! (starts eating gluttonously)

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American Dad Porn Story: Siege at Ivan Grozny UniversityAmerican Dad Chapter 2

American Dad Porn Story: Siege at Ivan Grozny UniversityAmerican Dad Chapter 2

American Dad Ivan
Grozny School Siege

12:00PM Langley,
Virginia

Twenty
year old Hayley Smith walked around Ivan Grozny University waiting
for her friend Ray Adams to straighten his black mortarboard a top
his head. Once the hat was perched neatly a top his head he greeted
her with a firm handshake.

Today
was the universitys first graduation of the year. Last years
graduation was cancelled due to a malfunction with the central
cooling system and old auditorium. The graduates eventually received
their certificates of completion from a different university. Hayley
couldnt remember the name; her memory at times seemed to fail her.
She wasnt graduating however, Ray was. She was still a junior
trying to finish the final semester of her year after transferring
from her community college. Ray was a senior and had met her in
middle school in Lynchburg. Hed never imagine he would graduate
from Ivan Grozny University. It wasnt a difficult school to get
into but its curriculum was overly demanding.

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American Dad Porn Story: Stans Last Mission Chapter 3

American Dad Porn Story: Stans Last Mission Chapter 3

Chapter Three. And Your Name Is?

Ahh, these halls have seen some action. Stan remarked, as he strode though the halls of the CIA. Terrorist sieges, Democrat executions, Cock fights and one huge beaver.

Good morning Mr. Smith.

Morning Mr. Smith.

Hello, Mr. Smith.

Terrific. Stan muttered to himself. All these people and I have no idea who they are.

He turned the corner and found himself at the Deputy Directors office.

Some great memories of this place as well. Stan remembered. Like the time we brought Heath Ledger in for questioning, and he accidentally died and we made it look like an overdose.

He pushed the door open.

Hello, Agent Smith. The secretary said, in a cheery mood.

Good morning. He replied. Is Deputy Director Atwell in?

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American Dad Porn Story: Unalienable Rights Chapter 1

American Dad Porn Story: Unalienable Rights Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don’t own
American Dad, or any of the characters for that matter.

Stan
sat at his desk as Deputy Director Bullock walked by.

Smith,
I see your area is nice and tidy. I’d expect nothing less from you.
Bullock’s voice was stern.

And
you’d receive it, sir. How would you like to join my wife and I for
dinner tonight?

Of
course. I haven’t been out of the house much lately.

Well,
you’re welcome any time, sir. Stan was hoping to receive a
promotion at the CIA soon. This might push Bullock over the edge.

That
night, Stan was in a frenzy. Francine, clean the kitchen. Hayley,
set the table. Roger, stay upstairs and watch for Bullock. Steve,
help your sister. If this house isn’t spotless, I’ll surely lose my
chances of ever getting a promotion. So do it right!

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American Dad Porn Story: Siege at Ivan Grozny UniversityAmerican Dad Chapter 4

American Dad Porn Story: Siege at Ivan Grozny UniversityAmerican Dad Chapter 4

The
gun was not as large as the umbrella, which made hiding it fairly
easy. However, he had to use two twine of rope to keep it close. On
the bus he sat at the front of the vehicle keeping his head low as he
usually did whenever he rode. Even there, the students taunted him
and ridiculed his accent.

Hey
computer whiz! One of the other students called from across the
aisle. Why are you toting that gigantic umbrella around? And
whats with the big jacket? Two girls sneered at him. They gave
each other hi fives before settling back into their seats. Joel
remained calm looking out the window as the school building crowded
with students holding umbrellas in front of it turned into the bus
loading zone. He waited for everyone else to get out of the bus
before he disembarked. The two girls had already ruined his otherwise
cheery mood for the morning. Surprisingly, no one taunted or called
him names on their way out of the bus. They left silently single
filed too busy greeting their friends to notice anything unusual.
Joel picked up his umbrella feeling parts of the paintball gun rub
against his ribs. It was no use in complaining the bus driver and
anyone else who saw him would notice he had brought a weapon to
school.

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